It appears that our information was a little out of date. Prof Catto apparently did put his name forward for the RSM election but Parveen Kumar was chosen. Parveen Kumar is due to commence next summer.
The current internet election campaign will recommence if and when Professor Catto runs for the next election in the UK. Current Chair of GMC Towers, Big Ears himself has not made a song and dance about anything much. Prof Rubin of the Pink Shirts, Bald Head and Big Ears Club does not appear to have inspired anyone really. Apparently, he is still hiding under his desk and unable to face the numerous skeletons left to him by Finlay Scott. In the meantime, the skeletons continue to rattle away causing discord in the GMC's cupboards. Rubin has moved them to a sound proof double glazed room so matters quieten down. Sadly, some rebel skeletons are using the internet to make their voices heard causing mayhem for the ants at the GMC press office.
Professor Catto continues to rest his bald head in the hope that there will be one strand of hair on top. The skeletons caused endless damage to his hairline during his reign. It is unknown whether Mrs Catto plans to take out a personal injury case against the GMC for irreparable damage to her husband's hairline. The hair follicles appear to be traumatized by the repeated hair falling episodes caused by misbehaving skeletons. Legal Beagle Mrs Catto was last seen with her M and S credit card buying up all their supplies of Pink Shirts ready for the next General Election for Presidency of the EU Medical Profession. She has insisted that Prof Catto wear Biggles protective gear. Professor Catto is rumoured to have said " yes dear".
In the meantime, Professor Rubin demands daily head polishings by Paul Philip, the GMC's local temp. Paul is finding it difficult to make coffee these days and failed to pass his appraisal for coffee making. He failed only because of his inability to tell the difference between Skinny Cow Coffee as consumed by Sarah Fedwell and Cappuccino in a gold cup consumed by Neil Marshall. This mistake was apparently devastating to Ms Fedwell who is currently unable to fit into her 1972 Vintage brown Cardy despite the GMC's free gym pass funded by doctors.
Paul has commenced retraining as Rubin's scalp massager and is doing amazing well. Prof Rubin has already requested a protective helmet to ensure that the ever growing number of skeletons are unable to affect the minimal wisps of hair growth.
Mr and Mrs Doggo.
If you can't see it, ignore it.
Unfortunately, it may be too late for Professor Catto's hairline although perhaps Mrs Catto may be able to save the day with Baby Bio and matching Biggles protective gear.
The current internet election campaign will recommence if and when Professor Catto runs for the next election in the UK. Current Chair of GMC Towers, Big Ears himself has not made a song and dance about anything much. Prof Rubin of the Pink Shirts, Bald Head and Big Ears Club does not appear to have inspired anyone really. Apparently, he is still hiding under his desk and unable to face the numerous skeletons left to him by Finlay Scott. In the meantime, the skeletons continue to rattle away causing discord in the GMC's cupboards. Rubin has moved them to a sound proof double glazed room so matters quieten down. Sadly, some rebel skeletons are using the internet to make their voices heard causing mayhem for the ants at the GMC press office.
Professor Catto continues to rest his bald head in the hope that there will be one strand of hair on top. The skeletons caused endless damage to his hairline during his reign. It is unknown whether Mrs Catto plans to take out a personal injury case against the GMC for irreparable damage to her husband's hairline. The hair follicles appear to be traumatized by the repeated hair falling episodes caused by misbehaving skeletons. Legal Beagle Mrs Catto was last seen with her M and S credit card buying up all their supplies of Pink Shirts ready for the next General Election for Presidency of the EU Medical Profession. She has insisted that Prof Catto wear Biggles protective gear. Professor Catto is rumoured to have said " yes dear".
In the meantime, Professor Rubin demands daily head polishings by Paul Philip, the GMC's local temp. Paul is finding it difficult to make coffee these days and failed to pass his appraisal for coffee making. He failed only because of his inability to tell the difference between Skinny Cow Coffee as consumed by Sarah Fedwell and Cappuccino in a gold cup consumed by Neil Marshall. This mistake was apparently devastating to Ms Fedwell who is currently unable to fit into her 1972 Vintage brown Cardy despite the GMC's free gym pass funded by doctors.
Paul has commenced retraining as Rubin's scalp massager and is doing amazing well. Prof Rubin has already requested a protective helmet to ensure that the ever growing number of skeletons are unable to affect the minimal wisps of hair growth.
Mr and Mrs Doggo.If you can't see it, ignore it.
Unfortunately, it may be too late for Professor Catto's hairline although perhaps Mrs Catto may be able to save the day with Baby Bio and matching Biggles protective gear.
1 comments:
ROFL -
there are a lot of shiney heads around these days. Although I have to say, that men with smooth crowns are said to be more virile! Mrs Doggo
I am sorry about poor Mr C losing out "too little, too late"
Next time if we are going to turn the tide, we need more notice
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