Sunday, 23 August 2009

Calling Witchdoctor. Dr No is awake :)


Julia

While Witchdoctor has been concentrating on Ms Crinkly chops [ Julia Middleton], I have pattered over to Bad Medicine to read another masterpiece on Locum Doctors and Trusts.

Witchdoctor shouldn't take Julia Middleton so seriously. Middleton always looks like such a horsey girl with all those teeth. Has someone given her husband some safety instructions? Really, someone should put a sock in it and just tell her to shut up. Ms Common Purpose has some serious problems. Firstly, she needs a makeover and secondly she needs to stop mixing around with these mind bending techniques and leadership courses. Its getting a bit silly now. That is probably because she is a bit silly. Mind you, she is rich and silly which is probably a plus.

Witchdoctor should concentrate on much better pleasantries such as Dr No. Dr No continues to ignore both of us despite the fact his fame is now circling around the blogsphere as are his listings. Dr No appears not to be a sociable character, nor does he interact much with the riff raff. We suspect he may have revalidationitis.

He does though describe Dr Shark.

We have all met Dr Shark. I believe he works in Worcestershire Mental Health Trust. I nearly choked when the word induction was bandied around. Induction?! I doubt I have ever had an induction as a locum, you just jump into the deep end and swim. Ah yes, and you correct everyone elses mistakes while you are there. The Trust's modus operandi is that the locum should be blamed for all their own mistakes. It is a known tactic. After you have cleaned up their dirty linen, you are then called a crap doctor because you are a "locum". This is done by the use of the phrase "only a locum". Sure, a locum that cleans up the mistakes made by the permanent doctors. Quite frankly, I was tired of doing it.

I am going to stop talking about Dr No now. Might move over to Northern Doctor who is much more pleasant and amenable :) although he is currently in swotty mode. Not quite sure what has happened to all the bloggers these days - so serious. I suspect it is revalidation. It appears to have shut all of them up into writing about technical things.



1 comments:

Dr Helen Bright said...

I have heard the phrase:"Only a locum" so many times in many years I did work as a locum consultant psychiatrists.
What was I supposed to say to that?
Locum doctors are treated very badly and patients suffer. Sometimes, one sees increased death rate when locums are dismissed and work is left in the hands of those who cannot or are unwilling to manage the work.
Locums are dismissed as if they were of no importance whatsoever.
General Medical Council protects doctors in permanent positions and fails to investigate those who are the leaders of mobbing of locum doctors. The Chief Executive of the General Medical Council refused to answer my question if GMC had procedure to deal with mobbing.
One initiator of mobbing now sits both at the General Medical Council and the Council for Social Care.
There is this failure to take locum doctors seriously and it reflects really, the person doing it and their own inadequacy.
I feel really sorry for the taxpayers who have to pay and do pay only to be betrayed by irresponsible administrators.