Molly Mitchell For MP.

Molly Mitchell For MP

Molly may be Welsh and she may be furry but she is indeed very cute. Molly recently won the Westminister Dog of the Year.

Sadly, Molly didn't have a choice about owners and ended up with Mr Andrew Mitchell MP. Mr Mitchell takes his photo with blue rinse ladies and smiles nicely for the camera shining his super white Hollywood teeth but is actually ineffective. Mr Mitchell is my MP and I would like him to stand down so that we can vote for Molly in the next General Election. Mr Mitchell is also on the Shadow Cabinet. Why DC has him there is anyone's guess.

The media recently crowed away about how much the Conservatives plan to do for Whistleblowers. Of course, this is all a pipedream because I am a fine example of how the effective the Conservatives have been in assisting Whistleblowers. They probably wonder why I am so ratty about Andrew Mitchell MP. Quite frankly I am sick and tired of his pointless letters which go nowhere. He has never understood the issues of whistleblowing and I am not even convinced that he can read properly. He has refused to ask questions about the case in Parliament. He has refused to correct the misinformation propagated about me in Parliament. He has refused to do anything effective. What he does is lip service and this is why I think Molly Mitchell should stand as MP. She would be effective at sniffing out the bad guys, she would be able to follow the lead and she would be able to cosmetically look good. These are all the talents her owner fails to have. In any event, those large floppy ears would be very effective at listening. Her owner appears to have excessive wax affecting his hearing, a blind fold affecting his sight etc.

The other advantage of Molly is that she costs less than her owner. Pedigree Chum isn't expensive and neither are Baker Treats. Moreover, her constituents would be willing to present her with one whole chicken on a weekly basis. By comparison, her owner, Mr Mitchell was under fire for the state of his expenses. While he crows away about World Poverty, he spent £19,000 on cleaning.

Essentially, Andrew Mitchell is minting it while doing sweet FA for the whistleblowers in his constituency. Sometime ago, I stated I would not request any further assistance from him because quite frankly I can do [ and have done] a better job than him without greedily gobbling up tax payers hard earned money.

Everyone knows that I dislike my MP. I have also accepted that he will do nothing effective for my case. That is because he likes his picture being taken, he likes to abuse public money, he likes to milk the tax payer and he likes to write on conqueror paper while crowing away about saving the earth. Mr Double Standards should really resign and make way for Molly who will certainly win everyone's vote.