Robert Englehart QC. Mr Baggy Representing the GMC

Mr Baggy's Wig Spin

This is Mr Baggy. He represents the General Medical Council. We know this because every barrister who represents the GMC looks miserable as sin and develops a stooped gait. This is a back deformity seen in barristers who stoop low enough to represent the General Medical Council.

The other tell tale sign is the large bags under his eyes due to the sleepless nights spent playing ball with the Bar Council Code of Conduct. Many doctors have suggested that perhaps haemorrhoid cream may be a solution to these baggy eyes then he may not be the butt of the joke.

Mr Baggy lives at Blackstone Chambers. As the premier human rights chambers in the United Kingdom they fully support two of their barristers arguing diametrically opposite positions for the GMC on the same point. For instance, if Mr Englehart states the sky is blue, Mr Shaw will say the Sky is pink. Of course, the officer of the court has a duty to the court and as such should always say that the sky is blue. The sky has never been pink.