Tuesday, 9 February 2010

GMC's Desperate Housewife. Niall Dickson doing the Shake and Vac ......



Desperate Housewife - Niall Dickson.
Doing the Shake and Vac and Putting the Freshness Back into the GMC


As everyone may have noticed, Niall Dickson appeared on Channel 4 or 5 last week. Reports from the peasants in the United Kingdom suggest that the great man of the General Medical Council was in a bad state and had become a desperate man. He appeared frazzled and not his usual cool self. Long gone are the cushy days of the past on the comfy chairs of the Kings Fund. Drinking tea with old Common Purpose Guru Cyril Chantler is probably no longer on the agenda. Dicko as he is affectionately known by King No of Badmedicine.net did not appear to be in control when he was interviewed recently. Apparently, everyone was surprised at this demeanor. It cannot be easy being surrounded by experienced Lizards. Everywhere he goes, there must be a skeleton falling out of some closet after all there are just so many. Dicko may require more than Glade to achieve his objective because everyone who visits this dirtbag regulatory body complains of the stench of dead bodies.

He recently hilariously exclaimed

"The current situation is profoundly unsatisfactory," said Niall Dickson, chief executive of the GMC.

"We are not able to give the level of assurance we want because of the present legal framework.

"Our position is clear. In order to ensure patient safety, when doctors first register with us, we need to be able to test their English language proficiency and we need to be able to test their clinical knowledge and skills."

You mean over the last 100 years since the GMC's existence, they have been hiring unsafe doctors and if so is the GMC responsible for the potential high death rate?

Overall, Niall's first month at the General Medical Council has been filled with disaster. As he is currently bald, the stress levels can only be measured by the level of shine on his head not the RHDR [ Rapid Hair Drop Out Rate]. Well, what can we expect of an ex journalist. This is what the GMC says about the bald man at the helm. Isn't it lovely to have a Ex BBC Health Journalist as top dog.

Niall Dickson joined the General Medical Council as Chief Executive and Registrar in January 2010.

He began his career in teaching before taking up posts in national voluntary organisations involved with older people. He was Editor of Therapy Weekly for the allied health professions and then of Nursing Times.

He moved to the BBC in 1988 as Health Correspondent, became Chief Social Affairs Correspondent and then, in 1995, Social Affairs Editor, focussing mainly on Radio 4's Today programme and the Ten O'clock News on BBC 1.

Niall is a member of the Cabinet Office Honours Committee (Health) and the Department of Health's End of Life Care Implementation Advisory Board. In 2008, he chaired a cross-party commission on accountability in health for the Local Government Association (LGA).

He is a trustee of the Leeds Castle Foundation. His honorary awards include being a Fellow of the Royal College of Physicians and as Fellow of the Royal College of General Practitioners.


NB Finally, I would like to thank the General Medical Council for their Royal Presence on the blog for the past few days. Please will the designated visitor learn to spell before reading this blog :)


1 comments:

Doctor Bloggs said...

yes - I am getting a little bit worried about Niall, he doesn't seem to look as well as he did this time last year. Do you think he has a case of GMCitis and ought to try bedrest?