Monday, 26 July 2010

The Evil Twin. Which one is it?

Hamish Meldrew - "I don't believe it" 
How dare whistleblowers criticise my "BMA PR"?
[ Meldrew does it with latex gloves]

Miller has taken great efforts in correcting me today. I am of course impressed with Miller's talents for spotting purposeful  errors. This is Miller's Educating Rita post. I trust I shall be gaining a groovy little CPD for learning all about Hamish Meldrew, the evil twin.

I do though wish to refer Miller to the potential for Mildew spores and even further potential for a  second evil twin of the infamous Hamish Mildew.

"The term mildew is often used generically to refer to mold growth, usually with a flat growth habit. Molds can thrive on many organic materials, including clothing, leather, paper, and the ceilings, walls and floors of homes with moisture management problems. Mildew often lives on shower walls, windowsills, and other places where moisture levels are high. There are many species of molds. In unaired places, such as basements, they can produce a strong musty odor"
Sounds familiar? Apparently, no treatment at the BMA has worked so far.  BMJ Editor, Fiona Godlee , the establishment dictabird was found scrubbing the walls just to get paid this week. Ms Mophead with the least sense of humour decided to earn her crust after criticisms that she was robbing members subscription fees as her job description entailed just cutting and pasting articles by Raj Persaud.





















Removing Hamish Mildew from the BMA. Instructions by an American.
Please don't try this at home, Hamish tends to multiply and leave spores everywhere.



Hamish Meldrew on  discovering a whistleblower alive in the BMA's Golden Lav. 

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, this is really useful to know. Some do not grow tall in case they get chopped.

Anonymous said...

ROFL