Thursday, 19 November 2009

Miss Piggy Update. 12 Hours

100 percent chocolate pig


The good thing is that I am not dead yet. The swine flu hasn't killed me off. I suspect the virus is multiplying though as I can feel it. I am now a bona fide virus host. My functional capacity is now decreasing and my temperature is getting higher. I might flip from Neurofen to the fantastic antipyretic - Aspirin and a fan. There is indeed a new combination of Manuka Honey and lemon with intermittent Strepsils.

The race is on between my immune system and the Swine Flu virus. Now I need to sleep in the hope that I don't wake up dead. If God does exist, I am well and truly stuffed big time given my debates against religion and the lack of evidence for the big man in a white beard. As I really don't want to be smited, I am researching further methods of increasing my immunity. Chocolate comes in there - yeh! Wolfing down my Galaxy bar as we speak.

What I need of course is Jobbing Doctor. Where are these GPs when you need them eh?

1 comments:

SCRUTINY said...

Get well soon, but if things do get worse keep well away from WW&L.

M.C.