Thursday, 19 November 2009

Whistleblower Growing Trotters

Dr Rita Pal Has Pig Plague

OK, I am now one of the masses with swine flu. I have now quarantined myself in two rooms with my laptop. I have taken an executive decision after various meetings with myself and decided not to take Tamiflu. For those who wish to take Tamiflu and read about Swine Flu, please view this website. When you read this website, it doesn't have " downtrodden meek whistleblowers" on its list of vulnerable people so I must have caught it in the lift after the grubby toad sneezed all over me just like the advert.

Currently, my throat is killing me. I am on a combination of water, neurofen and chocolate. I am also on daily green tea [which tastes totally disgusting], multivitamins, Omega 3, Evening Primrose Oil and more chocolate. Food is currently consisting of huge amounts of Tropicana which should really be I.V but it isn't. Hot chicken curry should cure this in one week :). I hope this combination will not be tried by anyone because it is a Dr Rita Pal special management plan. It only works for whistleblowers and no one else.

My reading material consists of Indian History from the Mughal Throne and the Ghost Whisperer in DVD form. Due to my quanrantine, internet shopping for basics like food and chocolate is working out well.

The General Medical Council shouldn't really concern themselves because I have no intention of snuffing it. We have at least another 60 years together :)>

1 comments:

Dr Liz Miller said...

Hope you are better soon X