Ward 87: Black Cat's Homeless Relatives

Wednesday, 17 December 2008

Black Cat's Homeless Relatives

The above spooky cat is Witchdoctors large and fat black cat. Over the last month, WD has been feeding it on non Department of Health sanctioned food. Black Cat is now consuming 3 Sheba Tins per day courtesy of the WD NHS Salary. WD herself has been on bread and water in an attempt to comply with DOH recommended diets. WD has been in fear that the Witchery General Council will strike her off for eating too many chocolates and cream cakes. This is not to mention the tot of Irish Whisky she hides. A relapse occured at midnight yesterday when she was spotted gobbling up sweet toffee pudding secretly. Luckily, Livelink had not detected this relapse from Good Witchery Practise.

Black Cat was busy watching Sabrina the Teenage Witch when WD returned from work. Black Cat insists he must modernise his cat career by watching this teen show. Apparently, it keeps him young and beautiful.

Black Cat wanted us to tell the audience that he is not related to the old moggie by the name of Dim Carol Black. Apparently, she may have a certain resemblance to Lord Hiss [unelected cabinet member] but the genetic profiling has not been done possibly due to serious mutation caused excess exposure to Arch Wicked Witch Paice. The effect can be seen during Modernising Witchery Careers and now Revalidation For Witches. Dim Carol Black apparently has no experience as a cat or a witch or a decent mortal.

Today Black Cat was also caught reading the Express and and Star. While munching on his Mouse Nibbles, Black Cat was extremely concerned about the plight of his fellow relatives.

"Hundreds of dogs are being abandoned as cash-strapped owners cut back on bills, it was claimed today.Kennels are becoming over-run with former pets who have been dumped by their owners struggling to make ends meet"

Black Cat asked WD to look at all the poor dogs who were homeless. Black Cat wanted to know whether he could bring his relatives home. Black Cat showed Witchy the article showing the excuses owners give to get rid of their pets. Black Cat looked at WD with its deep eyes, promised to cut down on its Sheba tins and promised to hoover the covern daily. Black Cat promised not to date Liam Donaldson till all hours of the night. He also promised not to put a spell on Christopher Bulstrode to turn him into a frog.

Black Cat is worried.

Black Cat was spotted cooking for WD today. He cleaned the kitchen and made the beds. He went online and did the Sainsbury's shopping on his own credit card. In the past, Black Cat had always used WD's RSPCA Credit Card and WD had no idea. Black Cat had ordered tubs of Sheba in secret and felt very guilty.

It had been a hard day at the NHS today, WD put her feet up, decided to wear her reindeer slippers [ complete with bells] and watched the snow drift by in the Emerald Isles. At least it wasn't England totally.

This was another Christmas with Black Cat. Black Cat already had 55 lives and that made him fairly old. That was a secret because Witchy knew that Black Cat had plastic surgery four years ago with black fur extensions. Black Cat returned home that Christmas and exclaimed

" This Black Cat is stayin Black, it ain't goin white".

Witchy looked over at the shiny Panteen pro V Haired Black Cat and said

" Now Listen, my Black Cat, You can still turn Christopher Bulstrode into a toad",

Black Cat smirked. WD wasn't about to change her ways. Toads were becoming extinct and the cauldron required a few fat toads. The other option was Neil Bacon who reputedly is already a large toad so extensive spell work will not be needed.

Witchy is currently following the Witchery Regulatory Body's Good Witch Practise Rule 10. Witchy was due for relicensing in 2009 and was actually after Liam Donaldson who was reputed to be the large samoan toad.

Liam And Neil
The Big Fat Frog Asks the Little Puny Frog To Take Notes

Anyhow, I am sure Witchy would want me to say that if there are any other potential witches or mortals who wish to adopt animals, they can visit here. Black Cats relatives all need rehoming to a lovely warm coven with large tins of Sheba.

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There is a lot of things most people can say about me but in reality I am NHS Whistleblower. In 1998, I followed the guidance set out in Good Medical Practice[GMC] and raised concerns about substandard care on Ward 87 North Staffordshire NHS Trust. I also raised concerns about the large number of Midlands Hospitals covered by West Midlands NHS Executive in 1999. Following the recordings of the HSMR scores, only Mid Staffordshire NHS Trust spiked their figures. This was due to the inordinately high death rates. These deaths could have been prevented had the government acted in 1999. There are many other hospitals with equally high death rates but 1000s have not raised the HSMR scores. The Mid Staffordshire Inquiry shows poor standards that are similar to many hospitals in the Midlands [particularly Distinct General Hospitals]. They were also the identical to the concerns raised by me in 1999, many years before.

In 2010 the CQC finally admitted that North Staffordshire had "significantly high mortality" in the years I raised concerns.

This blog follows my adventures as a whistleblower. It was written between 2008-2010. It seeks to present what the media have never done. I also aim to discuss a number of medical issues important in the NHS today. A short account of my experiences is presented here.

Essentially, I raised concerns in 1998, locally then to all the authorities, the GMC, Department of Health and Trust attempted to say there was no substance to my concerns. In 2005, I discovered that all authorities had concealed the 1998 and 2001 internal reports that verified my concerns. This is a brief step by step summary of the events related to Ward 87.

Between 2000-2002, the General Medical Council conducted a "discreet inquiry" into my Fitness to Practice. I was never told of this investigation until I discovered quite by accident following a subject access request under the Data Protection Act 1998. The GMC were subjected to litigation by me due to the illegal investigation and repeated leaks of prejudicial information to potential employers. They were beaten in court following the first litigation of its kind. The GMC settled the case in favour of me. During litigation, the GMC subjected me quite severe harassment by revolving door vexatious complaints - 2 in total. I was cleared of all of them. I was never subjected to any Fitness to Practise hearings. All complaints were thrown out at case examiner's stage despite the GMC's malevolent intentions.

The GMC subsequently erased me from the Register for non payment of subscription fees. It should be emphasized that I was never sanctioned or struck off has speculated by some bloggers. In total, I have been subjected to 4 years of complaints that had no relation to my clinical work. This has had catastrophic consequences to my work as a doctor and eventually caused the assassination of my references in 2007.

This led to the test case R v General Medical Council Ex Parte Pal with the intention of defining the definition of potential misconduct and preventing vexatious complaints against doctors. The complaints were made by Penny Mellor and her associate Fiona Wollard [ niece of Professor Sir Charles George].

While permission was granted by a judge with Employment Law experience, the final hearing was lost courtesy of Justice Sir Andrew Collins who made various statements. One was that the GMC was free to rule differently on two separate cases with exactly the same facts and the other was to widen the analysis of misconduct to include conduct outside the profession. Justice Sir Andrew Collins has sat on numerous cases related to the GMC. He has often failed to declare that his brother Dr Mark Collins was once prosecuted by the GMC for alliances in Clapham Common. Details of this can be read here.

The two diametrically opposite analysis of misconduct was also discovered following the GMC's submission to R v General Medical Council Ex Parte Remedy UK. Essentially, one analysis appears to be used for some foreign doctors and a different more lenient definition is used for establishment doctors such as Liam Donaldson. The GMC were essentially caught red handed touting two different analysis of misconduct in two cases. This discrepancy is currently being investigated by both the CHRE and the Equality and Human Rights Commission.

The defenses to all these cases have taken up 52 files. By comparison, the GMC refused to investigate the doctors on Ward 87 despite the fact that their conduct was directly related to clinical work. They continue to work in various positions in the UK. No one was held accountable despite 2 reports verifying my concerns. Moreover, the Health Commission refused to conduct a broader data study in relation to the Ward 87. The GMC and Ombudsman refused to inform the patients on the Ward of the 1998 and 2001 Reports. The Sentinel newspapers refused to feature a legitimate advert.

In 2009, after discussion with Dr Phil Hammond, he wrote an excellent piece in Private Eye. While the media have provided little or no support for these issues, I am indebted to my fellow bloggers - Dr Rant, The Jobbing Doctor, Dr John Crippen and Witchdoctor. This blog exists to protect other doctors who I hope will never tread the path of whistleblowing. It is a path paved with injustice. It also serves to show the public that they cannot legitimately expect doctors to raise concerns in such a dangerous terrain. This indeed places patient safety in great jeopardy.

This blog ended in February 2010 as it was unlikely that I would ever return to medicine. I have also decided to end this particular saga here. I hope this blog will educate, entertain and remind the public that whistleblowing is a dangerous escapade and no junior doctor has treaded the same path as I have for a reason. The terrain is unsafe and always has been. I would say that I have been relatively unsupported in my journey through whistleblowing but singlehandedly I have been able to undercover evidence and establish some very important issues regarding the dangers of whistleblowing. I have ceased to respond to the media but I am always very happy to discuss matters with the public.

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