Saturday, 6 December 2008

Thankyou :). The Website Is PINK

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This morning I discovered this website http://ritaismypal.blogspot.com/ . Apparently, someone set up a fanzine. I am totally embarrassed but very honoured. Also I am undeserving of many of the complimentary comments.

It is important to maintain my raptor no nonsense image and I believe the blog is due to expose the qualities I have had hidden away for quite sometime. Now, my cover is well and truly blown.

I feel like slapping the hands of the blog master on there. But I am sure he would just say it was a kinky version of torture and crow " Hit Me Baby One More Time". We must not say things like that of course given the GMC would probably think that we are all personality disordered herberts wallowing around the web. Because remember folks - if you ain't boring, you have a PD. Because lets face it, we know the GMC are very boring drab people who think they can look down on every other mere mortal. The most imperfect human beings reside within the GMC itself.

Anyway, just to say thankyou to my friends for the comments made. Also, to say I am extremely grateful and pleasantly surprised.

When I first saw it, I went - Cripes ITS PINK. OMG OMG - they have discovered that I secretly wanted to be Victoria Silvestedt. Well, I could get there with a bit of [ actually a lot of] plastic surgery, a few silicones, neuronal extraction and Lady Fair. For all those who don't know, Lady Fair is the stuff they sell in India to make dark women fair :) :). In England they call it Lightenex but the models in the ad look ugly - thats why they have to resort to Zee TV. What a silly idea this skin lightening thing is. By the way, asians do this to get good arranged marriages so that the missionary position can be their only one throughout their prison sentence of marriage. Thankgod, Dr India didn't marry a female GP advertising at the back of the BMJ. He would have got cramp in one position by now.

Anyway, the website is PINK. That is actually what I wanted to say before I got side tracked. It is all Dr India's fault, now I am going to have to write about short asian lady drivers in their Mercedes Benz or is it BMW these days?! Can they park?!

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/sussex/7769207.stm

Graeme was out pressing the flesh