House of the Flying Nokias

Save the Nokia from Gordon Brown

As predicted it was only a matter of time before El Gordo, the UK's Premier Despot lost his temper again. Pretty Boy Clegg had the temerity to suggest that this despot resign. The rest of us fell of our chair. Cleggover failed to follow good advice from doctors and strip off hence he lost the essential votes in Sheffield. Nevertheless, young women all over the UK can live in hope that Cleggover may one day take his jacket off. In the meantime, Gordon Brown has refused to wear his official paperbag opting to show the world all his spots. This is why 10 Downing Street has shut their door - in the interests of public safety.

The Sun screamed to the world that the UK had a squatter at 10 Downing Street. Rumour has it that the Sun amusingly even sent a removal van.

This Despot is apparently not for shifting despite overt public opinion that he should have shifted out centuries ago. Billy No Mates Gordon is sitting in 10 Downing Street pretending he has any power over the general population. In the meantime, we the general public are wondering whether Nokia has provided an ongoing supply of phones given his previously recorded destructive behavior.

We ex shrinks had some better ideas for removal of this Despot. There is always a copper who stands at 10 Downing Street looking pretty. All he has to do is spot the Scottish Despot swinging his nokias in the wind and he can use the following act

"Section 136 of the Mental Health Act 1983 gives the police powers to remove a person who appears to be suffering from mental disorder and who is “in immediate need of care or control” from a public place to a place of safety. Removal may take place if a police officer believes it is necessary in the interests of that person, or for the protection of others. The purpose of removing a person to a place of safety (usually a police station cell or hospital emergency department) is to enable them to be assessed by a doctor or interviewed by an allied mental health professional; however, they may be discharged from there without ever having seen a mental health practitioner. Because Section 136 is the only civil detention under the Mental Health Act for which no statutory form is required, there is a lack of reliable data on the use of Section 136." Source Royal College of Psychiatrists.

We have an excellent man found on the streets of Manchester swinging his expert handbag to help assess the premier. His name is Dr Brian Hore. Hore was last seen being stripped down to his underpants following the exposure of his antics at the GMC's Nutcracker Suite. He has ofcourse been selling his expert reports to the GMC in exchange for finances.

I mean Section 136 is abused every day by the coppers. Secondly, the Labour government has spent their lives being the world's premier totalitarian regime. One more human rights violation won't matter just as long as the entire Metropolitan Police are there to save the Nokia stocks from being depleted into extinction.