My apologies in advance to all blondes the world over. Dr Rant is having a blonde hair day today.
Now, Rant has written a post about supporting doctors suffering injustices.
Rant says
" I'm none too fucking impressed with my fellow bloggers or the mainstream either. Throughout the Scot Junior crisis only a tiny handful of bloggers (Witch Doctor and Rita Pal's blogs spring to mind) made any real effort on the story. There should have been an international outcry about the abuses that took place in Highland, and continue to take place across the NHS"
Rant misses out the most IMPORTANT MAN in BLOGGING WORLD - Just as dastardly handsome as Dr Rant is the THEJOBBINGDOCTOR.
The Jobbing Doctor is well cool. I read JD's blog every day. In fact, I often wish men my age were like JD. JD, Witchdoctor, I and Dr Rant have tirelessly coordinated a campaign for Dr Scot Jnr. Do we care that Dr Scot Jnr is sounding like an ungrateful toad - we don't! All we care about is the fact that team effort resulted in success. JD has supported all of us -providing daily bitesized critiques of the injustices within the NHS. JD is intelligent, classy and superbly talented. Yes, fine I admit it, I fancy his writing.
I was shocked at Dr Rant's blonde moment. How could he miss out JOBBING DOCTOR.?
If I was next to Dr Rant, I would of course persuade him gently :) to add JD to his blog post :). If that didn't work, he would simply have to be tied in a corner with at least three wonderbras until he coughed up his passwords - so I could add JD to the blogpost. It is true that we would hear an expletive or two or even three. I think all women know how to silence Dr Rant :) and I am no exception.
So for all those women out there, while Dr Rant exudes sex appeal, Jobbing Doctor exudes romantic appeal. JD is indeed much like a fine champagne. I am positive the Old Sage Witch will have fallen head over heels for JD as well. This is the reason, the Old Sage Witch has been a little unsteady on her pins and is suffering from atrial flutter. Who can blame her eh.
So if I flutter my eye lashes and look deeply into Dr Rant's eyes, will he add JD to his list? Of course, he won't - just like those annoying Highland Surgeons who haven't even sent me a box of shortbread never mind a picture of them in their kilts *sigh* :).
1900 - Following some gentle persuasion over a candlelit cyberdinner - Dr Rant added JD to his blog :)
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