Monday, 15 September 2008

Men in Kilts. Raigmore Hospital Surgical Team. We need To See You In Kilts :)

Scottish Eye Candy. Essential Accessory

The Scottish Honour is at stake at present. The Highland Surgical Team has failed miserably to deck themselves up in full kilt attire and pose for the rest of the women folk [ that includes me as well]. It is now more than 4 hours since Scot Jnr was reinstated and still there is no picture :). Are these men of honour we ask ourselves? Some of us have sweated night and day to beam Scotty back to his workplace :). Us intelligent women with 12 wonderbras to our name have simple tastes. We simply require eye candy from Inverness :) to ensure we function in top form. Alas, the gentlemen will fail to provide because they are afterall doctors and doctors apparently don't take off their white coats to pose in Kilts. *Sigh*.

It is true that the men at Remedy UK have failed miserably to deck themselves in full kilt attire despite numerous requests. I have grovelled and begged Richard Marks but he has refused with excuse " We don't own a kilt". That is an English man's excuse :).

I mean, where is a girl supposed to get her fix of Scottish men these days eh. Some of us can't work on air. I mean now that Scot Jnr has been reinstated, what am I supposed to write about if I can't write about Men in Kilts.? There is no pity for those of us marooned in England where the men never wear kilts and never have a Scottish accent.

I should thank my Scottish friend Jamie M for teaching me how Scotland works - at the government level and newspaper level. I owe him :). He has of course agreed to send me kilt pictures :)

Even my own Flying Scotsman has disappeared for good and doesn't care that I have been pining away.

Is it possible to live without at least one Kilted man as my screensaver?




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