Tuesday, 2 September 2008

Witchdoctor's Granny and the Stylish Scot

Witchdoctor never answers her emails. Neither does her Scottish granny. The above has been designed by a tall dark and devilishly handsome stranger. His dark features are certainly not as fabulous as his technological talents. He is certainly good with his hands :) .Witchdoctor and her granny may well faint at the sight of this dark stranger. Now, before Witchdoctor gets all hormonally challenged, can she review the above and give us her educated view.

1. Is it the right tartan?
2. Shall we go with the red ribbon or the tartan ribbon

Witchdoctor has to understand that I am besieged with anonymous intelligent, young and dashing doctors via email. This phenomena has never happened before :). Are they men in tights or men in kilts? That is the primary thought that is passing my mind. Can Witchdoctor or her granny shed light on any of this?

Witchdoctor has to understand, this bunny has her ears flopped down due to a high temperature. She also made a large mistake today due to lack of TLC, lack of surgeons by her side and is riddled by guilt at said mistaken disclosure. I hope no harm has come to the Dr Scot Jnr. I am extremely apologetic for this faux pas. Perhaps I shall never be forgiven :) and no one from Inverness will send me a picture of Men in Kilts, or send me Highland short bread or perhaps even a Scot in a kilt! :)! For avoidance of doubt, during lunch break, and while spluttering my virus to all and sundry, I was at the bank. Low and behold, in front of me was a Scot from Inverness. I had of course forgotten what a lovely lilt Scottish men have until today. The audience must remember that I live in the Midlands. We are a little challenged when it comes to hunky Scottish men. They are rare. Apparently, women here are simply taught to accept the lilt of the Brummie accent because it is all the same in the dark :). Is it? Perhaps the Witchdoctor's granny could confirm.

I am reliably told by James Landon that no harm has been done as he spotted the matter and apparently was rumoured to be watching my backside. The matter has been corrected.

In the meantime, this is what the Highland had to say to a media approach

"Thank you for your email to NHS Highland. We do not discuss issues relating to individual members of staff in public and therefore are unable to help you with your story"
Awwwwwwww. I say! It was alright for Gillian Needham to be a blabbermouth when it came to discussing the personal data of Dr Scot Jnr with Elizabeth Paice. Surely, Needham should have said
"We do not discuss personal data relating to our staff and cannot confirm whether or not Dr Scot works here".
Oh now, she did though discuss Dr Scott junior on the telephone then promptly suspended him. Now its all silence in NHS Highlands is it? GMC got their tongue then?

If the matter has nothing to do with patient safety, can Elizabeth Paice rely on protection from the Data Protection Act 1998 or Medical Act 1983 if she is processing Dr Scot's data. Moreover, if the matter has nothing to do with patient safety, has Elizabeth Paice defamed Dr Scot junior. by reporting the matter? There would of course be a good case for malice :) that would beat Paice's defence of qualified privilege :)

Now that is something for Professor Paice's defence union - the Medical Protection Society to think about isn't it?

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