Monday, 27 October 2008

The "Elf" Minister and Bad Boy Bacon

Lord Darzi's Fine Ears
St Mary's Hospital Attire.


We all stand by in amazement at the size of Lord Darzi's ears. They are so large that they flap all the way to the US. At least Witchdoctor is of the view that Lord Darzi has opted for a more robust system of "rating" and turned down iwantgreatcare.org.

Witchdoctor discusses it here.

She says as follows :-

When Iwantgreatcare was introduced many wondered if there was a link with either the GMC, the NHS or both. The GMC have since denied a link. It may be that Lord Darzi is now denying a link on behalf of the government. This is what he says:

“Lord Darzi said: “We will have a Zagat-style guide here. We plan to do that as part of the NHS, providing a guide to hospitals and GP practices. In my hospital [St Mary's in London] there could be a Zagat rating for the colorectal service, in which I work.”

The UK guide would differ from the US Zagat version because ratings would not be provided for individual doctors, but only for the services of which they were a part. “We are not going to rate individual doctors – high quality medicine is a team effort now. Modern medicine is not about individuals any more. It is no longer Professor Darzi and three others [surgeons]. It is a team thing – we follow the same protocols. There will be a Zagat-style guide but not to individuals – that is irrelevant,” he said.”

It is clear that Witchdoctor has made a swift recovery after finding the Irish Wizard in her double bed the other morning. Rumour has it that she didn't know what to do with him. The Irish Wizard had a startling resemblance to Pierce Brosnan. It is of course true that every other Witch would have known what to do with a Wizards wand. It all comes down to magic of course. Apparently, they have a sign that states " Handle with Care". At least that is the message from NHS Exposed Wizard James Landon.Witchdoctor should be relieved that she does not have to deal with Pyjama Man Bulstrode. Rumour has it that a electron microscope failed to find the Bulstrode leg. Bulstrode had managed to convince the world that there was no leg length discrepancy between Bad Boy Bacon and him. All boys overestimate apparently. At least, those who are paid by the GMC do.

I suspect Witchdoctor is quite correct about her assumptions regarding the Elf Minister dropping Bad Boy Bacon. Must have been the minority leg length. Dipsticks are often lay abouts. Witchdoctor understands dipsticks only too well.


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