Airbrushing The Gossipy Little Despot

Before Dr Rant's Crayola Crayon Airbrushing

After Dr Rant Was Found Fiddling With his Crayons and Felt Tip Pens

Dr Rant will no doubt be amazed by my talents in image framing. I thought I would dabble in digital art to frame the image created by him. Dr Rant of course is now a master of the airbrushing technique. Apart from changing the entire English dictionary into a few swear words, old Rant is now a much sought after image consultant. This modern art is a fine example of Rant brilliance.

This is what Wikipaedia says about the use of air brushing to improve the " old hag" image.

Airbrushing has long been used to alter photographs in the pre-digital era. In skilled hands it can be used to help hide signs that an image has been extensively retouched or "doctored".

As a result of Stalin's purges, and later destalinization, many photographs of officials from the periods show extensive airbrushing, often entire people have been removed. The term "airbrushed out" has come to mean rewriting history to pretend that something was never there.

The term "airbrushed" or "airbrushed photo" has also been used to describe glamour photos in which a model's imperfections have been removed, or in which their attributes have been enhanced. The term has often been applied in a pejorative manner to describe images of unrealistic female perfection and has been particularly common in reference to pictures in Playboy, and later Maxim magazine.

Using today's digital imaging technology, this kind of picture editing is now usually done with a raster image editor, which is capable of even more subtle work in the hands of a skilled touch-up artist. This technique is still called airbrushing or photoshopping.

I am of the view that All deans in the UK should seek primary botox advice from the crayola king - Dr Rant. Perhaps an injection of red and black improves matters considerably. Elizabeth Plaice no doubt feels like a new woman now. The before and after pictures shows results and should now be featured in Hello.

Carol Black and Prof Needham should try this new found technique of image airbrushing. All men at the General Medical Council and the Scottish Highland Deanery have now turned to stone. Just one look is all it takes.

Dr Obi commented on that receding hairline of Dr Black. He stated

"Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , has publicly challenged Professor Carol Black to stop behaving like a Gossipy Little Despot"

"Carol Black has alarmingly spent the past two decades elegantly shimmying from Quango to Quango (or so) , greedily collecting massive fiscal remuneration for effectively doing relatively nothing for the Orthodox Medical Community

"The time is therefore categorically ripe for this self-proclaimed Wonderwoman of her Profession to be metaphorically dragged by her scarily receding hairline , right onto the exceptionally wobbly precipice of a massively gaping cesspit , from where she should be firmly advised that there is far much more to the Academy of Royal Medical Colleges than waltzing around from luncheon to luncheon looking like the next best thing to Lord Peter Mandelson in Glamorous Drag Gear ".

"Enough is Enough : We must all publicly challenge Carol Black to ethically submit full account of her stewardship for due public scrutiny - as in my personal opinion she is a bloody waste of money - and a serious danger to the Public"

Essentially, Carol Black needs super Crayola Wizard Dr Rant to give her a much needed image uplift to avoid such scathing reviews. The hairline needs a little touch up afterall.

Alas, back at GMC Towers - The General Medical Council screeners are still attempting to tell the difference between Crayola Crayons and Felt Tip Pens 4 days since the image first hit the cyber airwaves. Without discovery of this distinction, the GMC apparently cannot engage the Medical Act 1983. The Registrar Jackie Smith was last seen at Toys R Us trying to mix/match and reproduce the exact copy of the image. The GMC Thought Police have not yet discovered where Dr Rant purchased his felt tip pens or his crayolas. The issue of digital airbrushing has not yet occurred to the GMC. In may well dawn on them in 50 years time.

The case examiners at the GMC were last seen playing pass the parcel with the referral folder labelled "Gossipy Despot 1 EP". This record breaking game of 50 years was astounding. The folder was sat on by Finlay Scott, Donald Irvine and now Graeme Catto.

Finlay Scott/ General Medical Council told everyone

"It cannot be in patients’ interests for doctors to feel oppressed by the regulator. And it is certainly not the GMC’s wish to see doctors avoidably deflected from their core task – the delivery of high quality healthcare, focused on the need of the patient.”

We say nothing about the role of GMC Committee member Carol Black in the Scottish SpR fiasco then. We say nothing about the GMC's pet fish's role in stiffling free speech.

In 50 years, the file on the large big mouthed plaice fish had not made it to full hearing.

Wendy Savage GMC screener

“We must ensure our procedures are fair and proceed as fast as possible.” Feb 04

50 years according to the General Medical Council was a minimal time limit for screening. There is still hope for Dr Rant :). If the doctors died in the meantime, they would be referred to iwantgreatcare.org for revalidation in the afterlife.

The excuse the case examiners made in the case of Gossipy Despot 1 is that they were unable to distinguish between the Plaice Fish and the Fangs of the Great White Shark.