"The Oldest Sage Witch wants A Long Flowing Kilt. Not the usual kind of kilt. It has to be made of the purest silk and pleated at the back. It has to be a very long kilt that comes right down to the ankles as befits a witch of her age. She wants A Silken Plaid pinned to her shoulder to flow in the night air as she flies on her broomstick during the witching hour"
I should of course explain to the world that in 1991, I was a very naive shy young girl , fresh from the sticks who went to a big city in London to be a doctor. I had never seen a proper man before never mind men in kilts. I went to the Freshers Ball at a swish hotel dressed in a black ball dress. There were two men dressed in kilts who looked absolutely breath taking. Both were drunk but life cannot always be perfect. The scene of these two men is something I do remember very well. In fact, I spent an inordinate time that evening being fascinated by their legs. Of course, I never asked them what lay beneath their kilts. Perhaps someone could outline what lies underneath a man's kilt for me one day :)? I couldn't possibly speculate -being a nice innocent little indian girl :).
In fact, I penned this on the Telegraph a few months ago regarding my fascination of Scottish men.
So, yes, I have a soft spot for all Scottish men. Alas, I am a taken lady, imprisoned by my crossbreed [ 1/3 Scottish, 1/3 Irish, 1/3 french] man who refuses to wear a kilt . This does not mean I am immune to views on the horizon. Indeed, my visual acuity for men in kilts is rather excellent.
Of course, I have high expectations of our Scottish SpR. I expect him and his friends to line up decked in Kilts. I expect him to take a photo of all of them and send it by email to me. That should be done after his suspension is lifted of course. As surgeons, they should appreciate that for the last 10 years I have worked with psychiatrists and general physicians who can never be deemed as "real men" :). I have therefore been denied the wonders of Scottish men. I therefore hope these surgeons in Scotland will take pity me and send me a kilt clad picture. Besides, I am positive they would understand the requirement for anatomy revision. Frequency of revalidation is required in all women.
Tomorrow, I shall pen - Men in Kilts. As we all know, only real men wear kilts :).
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