Monday, 18 August 2008

Anatomy Demonstrations

Highland Moves


The dishy Jobbing Doctor questions the actual status of Sean's suspension. Dr Connery has been unavailable for comment having been held hostage in a log cabin with his beautiful blonde. Dr Connery has told his friends that he is indeed brushing up on his anatomy. CPDs are due and it is essential that he does keep abreast!

Witchdoctor says the following of Dr Grumble and me "Dr Rita Pal and Dr Grumble however, for more complex reasons, have been juddering along in STOP - START MODE"

The official reason is that we are studying anatomy as well :)>

Dr Grumble's new regulation GMC standard outfit.
Worn at a PCT positional strategy meeting

Rumour has it that Dr Grumble has pinned up the chinese flag in his surgery loos in memory of the "
excrementous and scatological’ language. Dr Grumble is said to find the chinese flag all inspiring while adding to his bogroll. He was though spotted reading the Scottish Sunday Times upside down just incase trough journalist Mark Macaskill had written the odd word. Perhaps even a letter or even speech marks! :).

The master of bogroll language graced this blog with his presence. The red carpet was drawn out for his highness Prince Rant of Rant County. It was a great shame, Rant had been caught red handed playing with his crayons. Crayon playing is apparently against Good Medical Practise although it is not specifically written in. In fact, Prince Rant is taking advice on how to be a postmenopausal gossipy despot in order to fit in with the higher lords of the medical fraternity. Apparently, to obey Good Medical Practise every doctor has to be a postmenopausal gossipy despot. Elizabeth Paice is apparently due to hold classes in how to be a effective gossipy despot while being a boring old bat. This is what Prince Rant of Rant County had to say

"Just to clarify, Dr Rant only provided information in the interview to the Sunday Times that was either (a) in the bloggosphere already, or (b) was Dr Rant's opinion on the political reasons for the suspension.We did not reveal the identity of the doctor in question or any other confidential information"

We hope this interview was done by email without IP tracking. We also hope, that no member spoke to Macaskill on the telephone. Not that I am being picky or anything but no one wants to be caught playing with their crayons :)> in GMC allegation 1 " You were caught playing with Crayola Crayons in August 2008. During that time, you purported to improve the face of Professor Paice with your artistry". Dr Rant told the GMC that they didn't know the "fucking" difference between a felt tip pen and crayons and they were not fit to be a regulatory body.

Witchdoctor points out that Dr Crippen has been on Parliamentary leave. This is an email extract sent by Crippen to me in July 2008

"However, I have had a couple of odd emails, suggesting that I should stop campaigning against the site, that I am being "watched" - others have warned me that Bacon can be very vindictive"
Dr Crippen regularly studies anatomy and perhaps he is busy again hob nobbing with the rich and famous. Perhaps he has his name right next to Duffy fancier Phil Hammond. Perhaps Dr Crippen is with Duffy. Perhaps Duffy is draped on Dr Crippen. Perhaps Dr Crippen is the mystery man leaving Duffy's bed? Perhaps Duffy has finally fallen for the charms of Dr Crippen and not Phil Hammond?




Sightings of JC - Crippen Leaves Duffy Heartbroken.
The Cad!

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