Wednesday, 27 August 2008

RUFF RIDE


Bulstrode is having a ruff ride at the Nuffield

Jobbing Doctor has been assessing the Glasgow Coma Scale. JD is a clever doctor. Witchdoctor has been postulating over the designer nightwear sported by Bulstrode. Both have not noticed that Neil Bacon has Bulstrode on a leash. Both have also failed to notice the additional post midnight facial hair. Neil was spotted hotfooting it down to the local Pets and Home to purchase a selection of Markies. Markies apparently are presented on a platinum plate to Bulstrode in payment to pose in different nightwear on iwantgreatcare.org.

The above is the new designer NHS nightwear worn by Bulstrode while oncall at the Nuffield. This attire apparently happens after midnight and during the full moon. Bulstrode had no explanation for the additional facial hair blaming it all on his fictional high testosterone levels. He was said to be dog tired due to the number of recent increased trips and falls in Oxfordshire. That was just the solicitors at his door. Bulstrode was later seen following Neil Bacon around hoping for another Markie. The rest of the medical profession has been walking behind Bulstrode with a crucifix and holy water. Afterall, Bulstrode did predict

"Doctors will feel threatened, and rightly,
as one or two will find their trousers round their ankles"

John Radcliffe's Oxford.
The Latest Doctor with "trousers round their ankles"

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