Christopher Bulstrode's PJsChristmas had come early for Christopher Bulstrode. Witchdoctor has reported that the orthopaedic expert in slips and falls had been posing in his pyjamas. Apparently, Christopher Bulstrode took his clothes off especially so that women could see what a fine example of a baldy he was. Women who saw him in his pyjamas had fallen asleep.
Having counted his money made from his expert reports on slips and falls, he is of the view that being the front man of iwantgreatcare.org brings him added kudos. By kudos, we mean extra clients. For all those who missed it, Bulstrode doesn't live in this world. He does though live in a parallel universe and at right angles to reality. He is Neil Bacon's front man. He holds Bacon's hand and gives him the GMC's blessing. In his spare time, Bulstrode shares a table with Carol Black at the General Medical Council. While all the doctors are stitched up at the GMC itself, they sit around eating cake. Bulstrode also famously stated that he approved of the fact that doctors did not have the right to respond. I then questioned his knowledge of human rights. He ignored me of course because there is nothing more important to him than slips and falls.
Of course, iwantgreatcare.org is meeting with the ghosts of the past, present and future. For all those who didn't know, Bulstrode is actually the only live doctor featured on iwantgreatcare.org. The rest of the doctors have been dead. Bacon and Catto insist on revalidation in the afterlife. I like to quote Dickens as I know most of his texts very well indeed.
Having counted his money made from his expert reports on slips and falls, he is of the view that being the front man of iwantgreatcare.org brings him added kudos. By kudos, we mean extra clients. For all those who missed it, Bulstrode doesn't live in this world. He does though live in a parallel universe and at right angles to reality. He is Neil Bacon's front man. He holds Bacon's hand and gives him the GMC's blessing. In his spare time, Bulstrode shares a table with Carol Black at the General Medical Council. While all the doctors are stitched up at the GMC itself, they sit around eating cake. Bulstrode also famously stated that he approved of the fact that doctors did not have the right to respond. I then questioned his knowledge of human rights. He ignored me of course because there is nothing more important to him than slips and falls.
Of course, iwantgreatcare.org is meeting with the ghosts of the past, present and future. For all those who didn't know, Bulstrode is actually the only live doctor featured on iwantgreatcare.org. The rest of the doctors have been dead. Bacon and Catto insist on revalidation in the afterlife. I like to quote Dickens as I know most of his texts very well indeed.
"There are some upon this earth of yours," returned the Spirit, "who lay claim to know us, and who do their deeds of passion, pride, ill-will, hatred, envy, bigotry, and selfishness in our name, who are as strange to us and all out kith and kin, as if they had never lived. Remember that, and charge their doings on themselves, not us." A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens.Dickens was a wise man. A rebel of his time. I wonder what he would have made of Mr Christopher Bulstrode. He certainly would not have been impressed.
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