9/10 Aliens Do Not Vote Lib Dem As most of my friends are aware, I am a bit of a geek and always have been. My friend Edward used to like Stella Artois. The thing about Stella is that you need a few of them to start watching the Alien series back to back. Yes, I have done this numerous times much like Star Wars. My favourite alien series is V - the Mini Series.That is probably because Marc Singer is one hot guy. Well, every girl has to see him as Donovan or you haven't lived. Star Wars had the added x factor of Han Solo. Some things are important. I have finally been hooked onto X Files but that has lasted for years and it is David Duchovny's fault. Indeed, I wrote about the Italian alien connection sometime ago.
When I discovered Pat Regan had accidentally photographed an invader, I did get all excited. I should clarify with Pat that the above tiny man with a tiny brain is not Tony Dawson of the Liberal Democrats. As much as Pat may mistake him for his arch enemy, Tony's brain is considerably smaller. Any similarities are purely incidental and purposeful. Regan will no doubt agree with this.
It seems that everything happens in Southport, the Conservatives are at War with the Liberal Democrats, there are UFO sightings and numerous campaigns to save whatever there is to save.
The problem with the Liberal Democrats is this, they are boring, they are pointless and they are useless. Infact, has anyone seen any Liberal Democrat do anything useful? I recently had a discussion with a empty headed Liberal Democrat peer. It is simply exasperating to come across such people in power who don't think in straight lines. All the right neurones were there but not in the right order. Geez, on that day, I was driven to chocolate overload simply because I was shocked that a Liberal Democrat who sits in the House of Lords can be so dim. These are people who debate the law, who assess various issues etc. I was shocked. Anyhow, one must not mock the afflicted because the Liberal Democrats cannot help being airheads. I believe it is genetic. Probably some sort of synaptic misfiring issue.
Anyhow, enough of being horrible the Liberal Democrats. One of my favourite pastimes is to write negative material about them. Lets put it this way, one of their MPs was responsible for placing Ward 87 in jeopardy. Playing fire with me resulted in him being ousted. He is now no longer an MP. The other issue about the Liberal Democrats is that they are unable to answer their mail. They don't have a party complaints procedure so anyone can do anything and there won't be any accountability. Their MPs don't have to declare their vested interests when raising questions for their lovers in Parliament. And there we are, the Liberal Democrats in a nutshell. Any alien landing from the skies would run the other direction if they met with the crinkly John Pugh MP. His website states "Moving Forward" but John is actually moving backwards everyday.
Anyway, I quite like Southport. It seems to be the hub of intrigue and a fascinating place to write about. Actually, I ought to move there at some point but I am waiting for the Conservatives to oust Mr Crinkly. I must add that Mr Crinkly MP is not an example of a good Southport male. He is a bad example really. Normally, the men in Southport are fabulously sexy. We have no idea how Mr Crinkly slipped the net. Some MPs should just be banned from the town due to Health and Safety risks to women's eyesight.
So within this hub of intrigue, there is this fascinating UFO website complete with pictures. A particularly excellent website is the UFO archives here. It looks like the X Files are here to stay.
When I discovered Pat Regan had accidentally photographed an invader, I did get all excited. I should clarify with Pat that the above tiny man with a tiny brain is not Tony Dawson of the Liberal Democrats. As much as Pat may mistake him for his arch enemy, Tony's brain is considerably smaller. Any similarities are purely incidental and purposeful. Regan will no doubt agree with this.
It seems that everything happens in Southport, the Conservatives are at War with the Liberal Democrats, there are UFO sightings and numerous campaigns to save whatever there is to save.
The problem with the Liberal Democrats is this, they are boring, they are pointless and they are useless. Infact, has anyone seen any Liberal Democrat do anything useful? I recently had a discussion with a empty headed Liberal Democrat peer. It is simply exasperating to come across such people in power who don't think in straight lines. All the right neurones were there but not in the right order. Geez, on that day, I was driven to chocolate overload simply because I was shocked that a Liberal Democrat who sits in the House of Lords can be so dim. These are people who debate the law, who assess various issues etc. I was shocked. Anyhow, one must not mock the afflicted because the Liberal Democrats cannot help being airheads. I believe it is genetic. Probably some sort of synaptic misfiring issue.
Anyhow, enough of being horrible the Liberal Democrats. One of my favourite pastimes is to write negative material about them. Lets put it this way, one of their MPs was responsible for placing Ward 87 in jeopardy. Playing fire with me resulted in him being ousted. He is now no longer an MP. The other issue about the Liberal Democrats is that they are unable to answer their mail. They don't have a party complaints procedure so anyone can do anything and there won't be any accountability. Their MPs don't have to declare their vested interests when raising questions for their lovers in Parliament. And there we are, the Liberal Democrats in a nutshell. Any alien landing from the skies would run the other direction if they met with the crinkly John Pugh MP. His website states "Moving Forward" but John is actually moving backwards everyday.
Anyway, I quite like Southport. It seems to be the hub of intrigue and a fascinating place to write about. Actually, I ought to move there at some point but I am waiting for the Conservatives to oust Mr Crinkly. I must add that Mr Crinkly MP is not an example of a good Southport male. He is a bad example really. Normally, the men in Southport are fabulously sexy. We have no idea how Mr Crinkly slipped the net. Some MPs should just be banned from the town due to Health and Safety risks to women's eyesight.
So within this hub of intrigue, there is this fascinating UFO website complete with pictures. A particularly excellent website is the UFO archives here. It looks like the X Files are here to stay.
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