Due to the increasing numbers of shoes stored at GMC Towers, Finlay Scott met with the Progressive Muslims Forum. Finlay Scott suggested that they help him tidy his collection of shoes. The Progressive Muslim Forum agreed to help with the shoe shining. The group voted in Dr Umesh Prabhu has head shoe shiner to Finlay Scott. Umesh Prabhu is waiting for his CBE and is not a practising muslim. It is though rumoured that he pointed his carpet to Mecca just for the day of the meeting then turned it back to New Delhi then back to London. Apparently, he was under the influence of Dr India's Feng Shui spell. Prabhu assured the GMC that he would continue to shine Finlay Scott' shoes no matter which direction his carpet pointed.
The Progressive Muslims Forum advised the GMC that they should vary the type of shoes thrown at the muslims. They suggested the new speedy bunny slippers [ see below].After a GMC consultation, this specific type of shoe was agreed as a distraction technique while silently striking off and suspending the majority of muslim doctors in the UK. The Progressive Muslim Forum had nothing to say about the illegal suspension of Dr Siddiq. Perhaps they advised on variation in shoe themes while sipping tea.
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Bunny Slippers - the must have Christmas gift I never got!
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