Of course, he is brilliantWilliam Jefferson Hague is fabulous. As Hague himself knows, I have always thought very highly of him. This week I was wondering who to write about given the Americans have Obama fever. I thought us Brits should tell the world that we still have some talent left in the UK. I think William Hague should have been PM and I really quite like his wife Fifion Hague as well. They would have run the country brilliantly and we would have been proud to have been British or in my case British Indian.
No one really talks about Fifion Hague but she has the qualities of being a first lady at 10 Downing Street. She is also highly intelligent which helps a great deal. There is more about Fifion here. Of course, one thing she has is an eye for fabulous men - she has indeed bagged William Hague and no doubt keeps him under lock and key. Actually, Fifon stands on her own and has the pedigree for 10 Downing Street. I wish they had won the election the last time round. I am sure we would have seen a new England today.
The thing about having wonderful friends like Cath and Pat Regan is that they both supply me with eye candy. Cath Regan is going to be a star one of these days. That is because she is ab fab and knows about human rights. She campaigns tirelessly for many issues in Southport. She no doubt wears a wonderbra and knows what chocolate to eat. I should thank Cath for supplying me with Hague photographs. Actually, Pat Regan felt sorry for me because I was looking at him across cyberspace with the hyperspecial doe eyes - grovelling for the photographs. OK, fine, I begged him to cough up! He suppled two Hague pictures and of course I fainted.
Hague is important to publicise because he is a brainbox, he is faster than anyone else in the Tory Party. I do think Hague is extremely intelligent and stable. Essentially, he doesn't bullshit anyone. What you see is what you get. If you have ever watched him on PMQs as I often do, you will notice that he is an amazing man when it comes to political debate. Actually, I often think most politicians are dim but Hague has it all. He is even more intelligent than I am!
Indeed, I have never seen anyone as razor sharp as Hague. Well, there is the ultimate sexy Spock intellectual - John Redwood :) but even he is not quite Hague. Hague matches Barack Obama extremely well. So if the Americans want to take anyone's view seriously, please watch out for William Hague.
Cath Regan is an extremely lucky chick to have met Hague and told everyone how charming and witty he is. Geez, one of these days, I am going to have to perch in Cath's kitchen while she gossips about Hague. Cath and I have one thing in common apart from being in the Hague fanclub, we dislike the Liberal Democrats. Namby Pamby lot. The gutless wonders even siddled up with Labour recently. The Liberal Democrats should be rounded up and packed off to Poland.
Anyhow, I think I have indeed gushed enough :). If Hague is reading this, could his PA send me a autographed picture for my collection. I am sure Fifion will allow this as she is such a lovely and amazing lady. Fifion will understand that us whistleblowers need to believe in something and someone on occasion.
This was not a conservative broadcast :).
It is simply a compliment and as everyone knows, coming from me - it's rare!
No one really talks about Fifion Hague but she has the qualities of being a first lady at 10 Downing Street. She is also highly intelligent which helps a great deal. There is more about Fifion here. Of course, one thing she has is an eye for fabulous men - she has indeed bagged William Hague and no doubt keeps him under lock and key. Actually, Fifon stands on her own and has the pedigree for 10 Downing Street. I wish they had won the election the last time round. I am sure we would have seen a new England today.
The thing about having wonderful friends like Cath and Pat Regan is that they both supply me with eye candy. Cath Regan is going to be a star one of these days. That is because she is ab fab and knows about human rights. She campaigns tirelessly for many issues in Southport. She no doubt wears a wonderbra and knows what chocolate to eat. I should thank Cath for supplying me with Hague photographs. Actually, Pat Regan felt sorry for me because I was looking at him across cyberspace with the hyperspecial doe eyes - grovelling for the photographs. OK, fine, I begged him to cough up! He suppled two Hague pictures and of course I fainted.
Hague is important to publicise because he is a brainbox, he is faster than anyone else in the Tory Party. I do think Hague is extremely intelligent and stable. Essentially, he doesn't bullshit anyone. What you see is what you get. If you have ever watched him on PMQs as I often do, you will notice that he is an amazing man when it comes to political debate. Actually, I often think most politicians are dim but Hague has it all. He is even more intelligent than I am!
Indeed, I have never seen anyone as razor sharp as Hague. Well, there is the ultimate sexy Spock intellectual - John Redwood :) but even he is not quite Hague. Hague matches Barack Obama extremely well. So if the Americans want to take anyone's view seriously, please watch out for William Hague.
Cath Regan is an extremely lucky chick to have met Hague and told everyone how charming and witty he is. Geez, one of these days, I am going to have to perch in Cath's kitchen while she gossips about Hague. Cath and I have one thing in common apart from being in the Hague fanclub, we dislike the Liberal Democrats. Namby Pamby lot. The gutless wonders even siddled up with Labour recently. The Liberal Democrats should be rounded up and packed off to Poland.
Anyhow, I think I have indeed gushed enough :). If Hague is reading this, could his PA send me a autographed picture for my collection. I am sure Fifion will allow this as she is such a lovely and amazing lady. Fifion will understand that us whistleblowers need to believe in something and someone on occasion.
This was not a conservative broadcast :).
It is simply a compliment and as everyone knows, coming from me - it's rare!
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